Sassy pants

This little lady, almost three years old, is the light of my life. She is absolutely hilarious, filled with energy and life ... I can't contain how much I love her.

Here's a few snippets we've been cracking up over recently:

B: "Grandma"
My mom: "Yes Brooke"
B: "My ah-choo is not working"
My mom: "WHAT?"
B: ... "my ah-choo. It's not working"

Me: "Brooke, what is your daddy's name?"
B: "Daddy Vance Macaroni and Cheese"

B: "Mommy, I need some-fing"
Me: "What do you need? What are you going to do?"
B: "I need some-fing to unscroove the fan to put batteries"
Me: "What are you going to do?"
B: "Unscroove"

On watching the Twilight baby being born:
B: "Mommy, that baby needs a bath"

On my sister-in-law's baby in her belly:
B: "Baby Mason is my cousin"
Me: "Yep, he will be"
B: "Let's go look for him!"

B: "Mommy, that baby is crying"
Me: "Yep"
B: "Time to go home! It has to go in time out!"

♥